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Hallo, I'm a hippopotamus.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was born in 1997 in a small lake near Vienna. I spend most of my time underwater, or wriggling my ears happily. I am fat and gray. I like eating the ducks in my lake, or the little kids that give them bread. But otherwise I'm very likeable and cute. I am a lazy student that gets high grades anyway, currently at the International School of Fat Gray Beasts. We have a lot of fun there eating the smaller, weaker students. My astrological sign is hippopotamus, which is an amazing coincidence. The best word to describe me is "hippopotamus". More creative people might say I'm helplessly insane. Interests: Eating ducks and watching Criminal Minds on my amazing waterproof computer. Favorite movies: A Beautiful Mind and Megamind :) Favorite TV shows: Criminal Minds ya foolish humans. I like House, The Big Bang Theory and Grey's Anatomy as well, in English, German or Spanish with Hippopotamian subtitles. My hero(es): Superhippo, Hippoman, MegaHippo, Captain Hippo, Spider Hippo, Iron Hippo, Dr. Hippo, Dr. Spencer Reid, Aaron Hotchner and Megamind :) The best UnSubs ever: 1. Tobias Hankel :) 2. Ben Foster ftw! 3. Adam Jackson 4. Dr. Theodore Bryar 5. Philip Dowd 6. Dr. Karl Arnold My superpower is: Being able to stay underwater for a long time, not being able to find a boyfriend If I could live anywhere, it would be: A muddy green lake in Quantico My dream job(s): LOL I will be the first hippopotamus-profiler ever. Or a doctor.
Latest page update: Jul 20 2011, 1:17 PM EDT
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