I was born in 1997 in a small lake near Vienna. I spend most of my time underwater, or wriggling my ears happily. I am fat and gray. I like eating the ducks in my lake, or the little kids that give them bread. But otherwise I'm very likeable and cute.

I am a lazy student that gets high grades anyway, currently at the International School of Fat Gray Beasts. We have a lot of fun there eating the smaller, weaker students.
My astrological sign is hippopotamus, which is an amazing coincidence.