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Season Five: All Character Quotes
| Season Five | ||
| 5x01 - Faceless, Nameless | ||
| Garcia: Okay, do you want biological information or full medical charts? Reid: Can you get the full medical charts? Garcia: You know, for a smart boy you still ask a lot of dumb questions. I'll have them in seconds. | ||
| 5x02 - Haunted | ||
| Rossi: [Seeing Morgan pass his office] He's not in yet. Morgan: What? Rossi: You've been walking by Hotch's office for an hour. | ||
| Morgan: [Talking about Hotch] He has only had a month off, Rossi. Rossi: Technically, 34 days. Morgan: And you think that's long enough? Rossi: You don't? Tell him. Morgan: No thanks, I like my job. Rossi: You like him more. | ||
| [Garcia helps him sit down due to his leg] Reid: Thanks. Garcia: Does it hurt? Reid: It only hurts when I think about it, which is pretty much all the time.[Reaches for a cookie] Garcia: No, no, no, away you, these are for Hotch. Reid: I get shot in the leg and I don't get any cookies? You know he's going to hate the attention. Garcia: It's cookies not cake. [Gives Reid a bowl of lollipops] Reid: It's why he's been telling nothing happened, anyway. Garcia: Well it doesn't mean we don't have to. Reid: Doesn't mean we should. Garcia: Well I don't roll that way. Reid: I've been thinking about it, and the entire time I've known Hotch I don't think I've seen him blink. Garcia: I know, it's weird. Reid: Classic alpha male behaviour. Garcia: Do you think he stared down Foyet. Reid: Maybe, could've been what saved his life. Garcia: Do you think he stared down the whole time with each... [Mimicking stab] stab? Reid: I have no idea. Garcia: Is he okay? Reid: I wouldn't be, but I'm a blinker. | ||
| 5x03 - Reckoner | ||
| Hotch: Wheel's up in twenty.[Hotch throws a document in front of Reid] Reid: What's this? Hotch: You told me you were clear to travel. You lied. Prentiss: Naughty Boy. Reid: Uh, no I didn't! I am a doctor so, technically it wasn't a lie. Garcia: What was it then? Reid: Um, Second opinion. Garcia: Huh. you're my b***h now. [Morgan laughs] | ||
| Ray: I try this damn puzzle every morning - never works. Rossi: Crator. Creater. I work with a kid that could solve this whole thing in five minutes. Ray: He must be smarter than both of us. Rossi: That's for sure. | ||
| Rossi: You've read the news? Ray: You think I have something to do with that? You should stick with writing books. | ||
| Garcia: I've got something here that might help with that- Reid: Technically, we've got something here that might help with that. (Continues) Reid & Garcia: Former- (Garcia stops talking to look at Reid) Reid : -social worker attended formal status when she was fired DCFS for engross negligence. In one of her cases was of a seven year old boy, starved to death. (Continues) Hotch: ..probably works for the justice system. Garcia? Reid & Garcia: On it (both look at each other) Garcia: I said- Reid: No I- (connection terminates) | ||
| Ray: If he smells a fed, I'll end up with the Dutchess. Rossi: Now that would be a tragedy (Ray chuckles) | ||
| Ray: Hey, that kid, the smart one (Reid smiles and mouths 'Its me'). I could use a little help. Rossi: Reid? Reid: Reid here.(Garcia rolls her eyes) Ray: Crossword question. 10 letters, Crator Creator. Reid: 10 letters, Crator, Creator. Garcia: Arctangent. Rossi: Did you get that? Ray: Damn, she's smart. (Reid looks at Garcia, frustrated. Garcia smile & nods in amusement)
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| 5x10 - The Slave of Duty | ||
| Rossi: Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going. | ||
| Hotch: W.S. Gilbert wrote it's love that makes the world go round and if that's true the world spun a little faster with Haley in it. Haley was my best friend since we were in High School we certainly had our struggles but if there's one thing we agreed on unconditionally, it was our love and commitment to our son Jack. Haley's love for Jack was joyous, and fierce. That fierceness is why she isn't here today. A mother's love is an unrivaled force of nature and we can all learn much from the way Haley lived her life. Haley's death causes each of us to stop and take stock of our lives to measure who we are and what we have become. I don't have all those answers for myself, but I know who Haley was. She was the woman who died protecting the child we brought into this world together and I will make sure Jack grows up knowing who his mother was, and she loved and protected him, and how much I loved her. If Haley was with us today she would ask us not to mourn her death, but to celebrate her life. She would tell us- She would tell us to love your families unconditionally and to told hold them close because in the end they are all that matter. I met Haley at the tryouts of our High School's production of The Pirates of Penzance, I found our copy of the play and I was looking through it the other night, and I came upon a passage that seemed appropriate for this moment: 'Oh, dry the glistening tear That dews that martial cheek; Thy loving children hear, In them thy comfort seek. With sympathetic care Their arms around thee creep, For oh, they cannot bear To see their father weep.'. | ||
| Hotch: You know I broke my promise to Haley. Rossi: What promise? Hotch: I told her that I would catch Foyet and I would spend the rest of my life making it up to her. Rossi: You still can, you saved Jack | ||
| Hotch: You know, I may have the tools to do this job, but I don't know if I have the tools to help my son. | ||
| Hotch: I meant what I said today, things have changed. And I need to do what's best for Jack. | ||
| Prentiss: Fantasy's over. Is that what you did to them? You hit them to shut them up and then forced them to play along with your sick delusion? Joe: I love them. Prentiss: You're finally gonna meet your soul mate Joe, in prison. Only you're not gonna be able to push them around the way you did those women. And when he comes over you in the middle of the night, when you're least expecting it you do me a favor, play along. | ||
| [standing at Haley's grave] Rossi: I had a feeling I'd find you here. Have you told her yet? Hotch: Told her what? Rossi: That you're coming back to the team, that fighting the bad guys is who you are. Hotch: I don't have to tell her, she already knows. | ||
| 5x11 - Retaliation | ||
| Dale Schrader (the UnSub) talking to Emily, while she tries to figure why he murdered the young drug-addict woman: It's madness for the sheep to talk peace with a wolf. (Thomas Fuller) | ||
| [after Prentiss gets hit by a truck] JJ: How are you? Prentiss: I feel like I got hit by a truck. | ||
| Dale Schrader to Joe Muller standing in front of Dan Otey's house (his former bank-robbery partener who sold him out for a lesser sentence): Hesitation puts obstacles in the path. Boldness eliminates them. Boldness strikes fear. Fear creates authority. | ||
| 5x12 - The Uncanny Valley | ||
| Eric: (playing chess) I see checkmate in five what do you see? Reid: I can see it in three. (Continues reading) Eric: (continues playing and gets checkmate in three) We missed you out here. Reid: Oh well thank you. Thanks. I eh, had to take a little break. Eric: How come? Reid: I used to play with a co-worker friend of mine. He was probably the best mind I ever went up against. One day he just decided that he didn't want to play anymore. Eric: So you gave up too? Reid: Just the opposite. I attempted to play through every permutation of moves on a chessboard. Eric: That's an infinite number of games. Reid: It's not infinite its just it's exponentially large. Eric: You couldn't of played through them all. Reid: There's an average of forty moves per chess game and I'll tell you something, the more I played the more I realized that every single match every single chess game its really just a simple variation on the exact same theme, you know? It's, aggressive opening, patient mid-game, inevitable check mate. And I realized why my friend quit. He was tired of repeating the exact same patterns and expecting a different outcome Eric: So you have a lifetime of chess strategy in your head and you're just, sitting on it. Reid I still use it. I just, apply it differently. | ||
| Reid: They didn't care about race or hair color it's men that do. Garcia: (appearing on screen with red hair) Damn straight. Men do. Morgan: Well hello red! Look at you! Guys.. (turns screen around) JJ and Prentiss: (smiling) Wow! Hotch: Garcia what did you find out about the clothing the UnSub's dressing the victims in? Garcia: At first only that both garments were made from chiffon but with the wonder twin powers of the Atlantic city police and my impeccable eye for fashion we have also determined that that these garments fit ridiculously well. They're super flattering to each victims exact measurements, kind of exactly like the unsub whipped them up herself. | ||
| Prentiss: These doll are all like little time capsules, only the 80's fashion wasn't too kind to them. Surprised how many little girls knew how to make shoulder pads. | ||
| Garcia: Ok guys I just got Samantha Malcolm's medical records and, oh my God she was doomed. Like Emily Brontë doomed, like Shakespeare doomed, like red shirted Ensign in Star Trek doomed... | ||
| Reid: Really fast question, why are these toys here? Dr. Malcolm: I use them in my therapy Reid: No I understand that but why are they, way up here on the shelf away from where any kids can actually reach them? Dr. Malcolm: They're reminders of patients that I've helped. Reid: Let me ask you something, what was the name of the girl who you helped with this one? Dr. Malcolm: Jenny Larson. Reid: Hmm and this one? What's the name of the girl you helped with this one? Dr. Malcolm: Abigail Moore Reid: How about this one? Dr. Malcolm: Lyda Kraus Reid: These girls are what? They're like nine.. nine or twelve years old I'm assuming? Dr. Malcolm: My PhD is only affective with trauma on pre-pubescent girls I do not appreciate what you're implying! Reid: Oh I'm- I'm not implying anything. I'm making an inference. An inference is an educated guess and based on that I form a hypothesis. For instance my hypothesis here is that after you raped you daughter you submitted her to electroshock treatment to make sure she stayed quiet. Dr. Malcolm: This is outrageous! Reid: And then out of guilt you bought her toys, more more specifically, you bought her a line of dolls. Because that's what serial molesters do. They give gifts. So you continued the pattern with your other patients and once they left your care you added their toys to your collection. Dr. Malcolm: I'm sorry, you can't back up your story, doctor. Reid: This, this is why I love my job, doctor, ah because my lab, it's a jury of your peers, my tests will be Jenny Larson, Abigail Moore and Lynda Kraus. The DA will put them on the stand and I'm gonna personally bring these toys in and we're gonna see how they react. Rossi: Or, you could tell us where your daughter is and we'll tell the DA you cooperated. But once we walk out this door that deal comes off the table. (Reid and Rossi start to walk out) Dr. Malcolm: (sighs) 2925 Adams street. You'll tell them right? That I cooperated? Reid: You wanna know how I figured you out? Those toys you didn't take care of them, these ones you treasured. But you know what? The collection's not complete. Where are they? | ||
| Samantha: Don't leave me. Bethany Wallace: Let us go. Samantha: I can't... Reid: Samantha? Hi. My name's Spencer. I'm with the FBI. I know what your father did to you, and I want you to know that he can never ever hurt you again. Samantha: He never touched me, he's a good father, he loves me. Reid: I know that he, probably forced you to say those things, punish you if you got it wrong, send you to the, room with the lightening? Samantha: Yeah... Reid: The dolls that your father gave you after he hurt you, what what happened to them? Samantha: He kept them in his office with the other toys. Reid: That's where you play with them? Samantha: And when I moved out I had to take my friends with me I couldn't leave them behind Reid: So you went to get them what did you find? | ||
| Reid: He eh, he gave them to another girl didn't he? Samantha: Mmhm Reid: Do you want them back? Samantha: He said I couldn't. He said they were gone for good. Reid: He lied. He's been lying to you for a very long time. Do you wanna see them? Samantha: Can I? Reid: Yeah. Do, do you wanna play with them? (takes out a suitcase with the three dolls inside) Reid: Clear! We need medical in here! (as policeman approaches and takes out handcuffs) Reid: Hold on, hold on. One second. Hey Samantha? Listen, you have to go with these men. But, your friends can go with you. Okay? Samantha: They wont take- they wont take them away? Reid: I promise, no one will ever take them away again. | ||
| Reid: Checkmate in twelve. Eric: No way! Reid: Let me show you. | ||
| 5x13 - Risky Business | ||
| Reid: The first few days leading up to a teenagers suicide are usually very telling. Their behavior is transparent, there's a multitude of indicators. JJ: Ah but the most common don't exist here. There's no prior attempts, no period of deep depression, no withdrawl from family members, no spontaneous proclamations of love. Prentiss: Spontaneous proclamations of love? JJ: Sometimes, a suicidal person in the days leading up to the act will just, blurt out 'I love you', to family. It's sorta like a goodbye. | ||
| [on the jet] Garcia: So I'm gonna snoop through dead kid's computers? Rossi: This plane seldom makes pleasure trips | ||
| Mr. Leek: Why didn't you tell me she had a boyfriend? Mrs. Leek: Because you would've freaked out! Mr. Leek: No I wouldn't! Mrs. Leek: You are right now! Mr. Leek: Not because she had a boyfriend but because I may have caused- JJ: Mr. Leek, if your daughter committed suicide. It wouldn't have been because of some punishment it's so much more complicated than that. Mrs. Leek: If? JJ: Excuse me? Mr. Leek: You said, if she committed suicide... | ||
| Reid: Two different mechanisms, strangulation and hyperventilation create the same effect- oxygen deprivation, in the brain... Morgan: (seeing two boys texting) Hey kid. Not a good idea. Lemme see it. (reading the text) 'what planet is this dude from? He doesn't want us to win the contest.' Reid: Umm I- I uhh. I think the more, accurate statement would be 'he doesn't want us to participate in the contest, at all.' This was Ryan's desk right? This is, this is where Ryan sat? You guys remember Ryan, he eh played football, took- took Shauna to prom. I'm assuming that, some of you were probably even friends, with Ryan. Ryan, wanted to win the contest too but, when Ryan choked himself, he cut off all the oxygen to his brain which sent a distress signal to his heart, slowing it down. Then his brain, in an effort to preserve itself, shut off all non-essential bodily functions. His arms gave out, his legs gave out, which means that he couldn't loosen the tie, around his neck. At which point panic set in and in Ryan's case it escalated to cardiac arrest, which means that his heart stopped. Brain damage began, and within four minutes, he was completely and totally brain dead. He died scared and probably in a lot of pain. Not able to stop what he thought he had complete control of. All because he wanted to participate in what I consider to be a pretty, pretty lame game. So I mean your- your text is actually completely accurate. I don't want you to win the contest, because I- I don't want you to play the game. Christopher: You all believe this crap? Morgan: You don't? (Christopher shakes his head) Morgan: Why don't you come up here and tell us what you think? Christopher: Whatever... (runs out of the classroom) | ||
| Mr. Summers: (to nurse) I'm eh Wilson Summers. Eh the school called and said my son was injured. Sheriff Samuel: Will? Reid: You know him? Sheriff Samuel: Professionally. He works for the fire department. Mr. Summers: Sheriff... Sheriff Samuel: This is Dr. Reid. Mr. Summers: Ah is eh my son alright doctor? Reid: Actually I'm not that kind of doctor. I'm with the FBI. | ||
| Garcia: Hi there. I'm Penelope. Christopher: Good for you... Garica: Can I sit down? Christopher: You're the cop.. Garcia: Um. I look like a cop to you? Christopher: Yeah. What, you aren't? Garcia: No. The FBI tech analyst. I just have some administrative cyber crud, to go over with you. Just to geek at. Christopher: Cool... Garcia: You are glum. Time is a great healer. Christopher: You have no idea how I feel... Garcia: Well I lost my mom and my dad when I was about your age so, I dunno I think I have a pretty good idea... And I felt totally alone. Until I found the netizens. Christopher: (smiling) BUT... Garcia: And I'm not lying, it'll totally get better. BTW I like your nails. Christopher: Thanks. You're not a goth? Garcia: You know I don't think I'm supposed to be anymore but (holds up her hands to show her painted nails) the love is still there. Christopher: (laughs) So you're FBI? Garcia: Yeah I know, it's crazy, but I love it... I enjoy your earring too. Where did you score that? Christopher: eBay. It's supposed to be Johnny D's from that pirate movie. Garcia: Most awesome. Rossi: She's good. Established repore when Morgan and Reid couldn't. Hotchner: We should bring her out all the time. | ||
| Christopher: I don't wanna die. Wilson: I decide when you die. | ||
| Reid: (seeing Prentiss with a puzzle) What is that? Prentiss: It's called a star puzzle. It's basically impossible to figure out, you have to put all of the pieces back together to form a perfect star. But the origin of it is um kind of a romantic tale. There, was, this young prince, who wanted to win the heart of the fairest maiden in the land. So he climbed to the top of the tallest tower in the kingdom and he caught a falling star for her unfortunately he was so excited, that he dropped it and it smashed into all of these pieces so he frantically put it back together again to prove his undying love for her, and he succeed and they lived happily ever after. Reid: That doesn't make any sense. Prentiss: What do you mean? Reid: You can't catch a falling star it would burn up in the atmosphere. Prentiss: Yeah but it's not literal Reid, it's a fable. Reid: But there's no moral. Uh fables have morals. Prentiss: Okay so it's just a romantic little story an- and the point is it's basically impossible to do because you have to take all of those pieces and fit them together exactly- (Reid places the star puzzle on the table complete) Prentiss: There's a lot to hate about you Dr. Reid. Rossi: Play poker with him some time. Morgan: Try playing chess with him. Garcia: Or Go... | ||
| Hotch: I just wanted to say thank you. If you hadn't pushed it we never would've gone JJ: Hotch- Hotch: JJ. You don't have to. JJ: (holding her necklace) My sister, gave this to me when I was 11. She just came into my bedroom one afternoon and told me no matter what happened she loved me. This was her favorite necklace so I told her I couldn't take it but, she insisted. I of course was secretly very happy cos I always wanted one just like hers.... That was the last time I ever... Hotch: I'm sorry. JJ: I think about her everyday. It does get better, Hotch. Losing someone is, never easy. But one day, you'll remember her and it wont hurt. You'll be happy. Hotch: Thank you. Thank you for everything. |
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