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Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Apr 18 2010, 12:18 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 18 2010, 12:18 AM EDT
So i was bored, and i decided to google George Foyet (dont ask me why) and i found this thing called "35 ways to annoy George Foyet"...
Heres the ones that were there... if you think of more feel free to post them :)

1. Call him "Ponyboy."
2. Challenge him to a game of Deal or No Deal.
3. Hang up on him when he calls you.
4. Don't even blink when he shoots at you.
5. Replace his real knife with a rubber one. (Not only will this be extremely funny, it also prevents him from doing any further damage to everyone's favourite Unit Cheif!)
6. Steal his mask and color all over it with Sharpies. Make sure to include lots of flowers, hearts and rainbows, as I hear he really likes that sort of thing.
7. Rickroll him. Repeatedly.
8. Crazy glue a pink afro wig to his head. Backwards.
9. Steal his iPod and change it so that every song is "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult. Then tell him you want more cowbell.
10. Lock him in a room with an irate Haley Brooks. (Not only will this annoy him, it will also teach him not to mess with her ex-husband.)
11. Tell him the Red Sox suck. Anyone from Boston hates to hear that.
12. Force him to listen to songs by Miley Cyrus for hours on end. A fate worse than death.
13. Give him makeovers while he sleeps.
14. Force him to watch "High School Musical 3: Senior Year" on repeat all day long.
15. Give Hotch a Foyet-shaped voodoo doll.
16. Every time he says something, reply with "yo mama."
17. Give him an 'I Hate Twilight" T-Shirt and shove him into a group of angry 12-year-olds.
18. Poke him. Repeatedly.
19. If you're in a crowded room, go up behind him and tap him on the shoulder. Then turn around really fast. Wait ten seconds, then repeat.
20. Steal his gun and hide it.
21. Call him Georgie. He hates that.
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XoxoxmjxoxoX
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1. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Apr 18 2010, 12:24 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 18 2010, 12:24 AM EDT
22. Tell him you think Frank was more evil than him.
23. Set him up on a blind date with Erin Strauss.
24. Set up an e-mail account for him. Spam him mercilessly.
25. Ring his doorbell, then run like hell.
26. Hold your finger an inch away from his person and repeatedly and obnoxiously say "I'm not touchng you!" When he tells you to stop, poke him really hard.
27. Put a "Kick Me" sign on his back, allow the team to follow him around all day. Watch the fun.
28. Hug him.
29. Reminesce about the time Hotch hung up on him. Every five minutes.
30. Laugh obnoxiously at everything he says... even if it's not funny. Which it probably wouldn't be anyways, but that's the beauty of it.
31. Tell him he has pretty eyes.
32. Get some friends, then stand in a cluster near him. Loudly whisper his name, then, when he turns, point at him and giggle. If he asks you what you're doing, just say "nothing," then look at your friends and giggle some more. Add in an "I told you so" if desired.
33. "Accidentally" trip him as he walks by.
34. Ask him if he was one of the Backstreet Boys
35. Tickle him. A lot.
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eRose14
eRose14
2. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Aug 19 2010, 4:08 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 19 2010, 4:08 AM EDT
36. poke him hard and say "MEEP" REPEATEDLY 5  out of 5 found this valuable. Do you?    
bela516
bela516
3. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Sep 13 2010, 4:30 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 13 2010, 4:30 PM EDT
OMG - these made my day!

MEEP.
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IceFireReid
IceFireReid
4. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Sep 13 2010, 9:30 PM EDT | Post edited: Sep 13 2010, 9:30 PM EDT
37."Accidentally" erase the songs from his iPod and record Lady Gaga songs
38.call Upon The ghosts of the people he killed and locked him in a Room without windows for 3 days
39.In the night,While he´s sleeping put Disney Channel on your tv
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eRose14
eRose14
5. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Feb 2 2011, 5:27 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 2 2011, 5:27 AM EST
"37."Accidentally" erase the songs from his iPod and record Lady Gaga songs
38.call Upon The ghosts of the people he killed and locked him in a Room without windows for 3 days
39.In the night,While he´s sleeping put Disney Channel on your tv "
lol

40.give him a new iPod that says "Even George Bush hates you you psychopathic jackwagon!!!!!!!" with no way to delete or add ANYTHING.
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CriMinds_WeLoveReid!
CriMinds_WeLoveReid!
6. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Mar 14 2011, 2:33 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 14 2011, 2:33 PM EDT
41. send him to a pysch evaluation, for 5 days
42. make him a passport for gublerland
43. send him a beautiful red rose and tell him he'll never find love
44. give him a dirty look and when he asks you to stop, say, what are you gonna go about it.?
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ChloeW_24
ChloeW_24
7. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Mar 14 2011, 7:48 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 14 2011, 7:48 PM EDT
45. While he is sleeping draw a mustache on him. In pernament ink.
46. For extra comedic value, draw comedy glasses on as well.
47. Swap his gun for a water gun.
48. Send him a photo of himself, and write on the bottom "A face only a mother could love xox"
49. Make him play Mario Kart but tell him he can only choose Princess Peach as his character.
50. Whenever you see him sing "Georgie Porgie pudding and pie, kissed the the girls and made them cry, When the boys came out to play, Georgie Porgie ran away..."
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CriMinds_WeLoveReid!
CriMinds_WeLoveReid!
8. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Mar 16 2011, 2:47 PM EDT | Post edited: Mar 18 2011, 11:16 PM EDT
51. make him listen to you talk about how AMAZING hotch is
52. sing to him in a reaaaally high pitched voice
53. send him on vacation. to disneyland.
54. text/call him at 2am, when hes trying to sleep and tell him all about the nightmare you just had
55. take him to see justin bieber: never say never!
56. make him go shopping with you, and tell him that if he doesnt hold your bags, you'll ignore him
57. forcefully show him the collection you made of guess who people that resemble criminal minds characters
58. invite him to lunch and once he arrives tell him the only thing he'll be eating is smiley fries
59. make the smiley fries 'have a tea party' before you eat them, and tell him he looks like the smiley fry you're about to eat (every single time you pick one up)
60. show him your collections of seventeen magazines and make him read every article to you whilst you paint your nails :D
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eRose14
eRose14
9. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Apr 6 2011, 4:14 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 6 2011, 4:14 PM EDT
"55. take him to see justin bieber: never say never!
"
LOL that would kill him
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Jane4cm
Jane4cm
10. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Apr 17 2011, 12:21 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 17 2011, 12:21 AM EDT
"LOL that would kill him"
that would kill any normal human being...
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SSAReid
11. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Apr 17 2011, 3:05 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 18 2011, 10:08 AM EDT
61. Tell him that New York would love to have him since he's from Boston
62. Swap his gun for a bubble gun look-alike
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SSAReid
12. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Apr 17 2011, 3:06 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 18 2011, 10:10 AM EDT
63. Take him to a Red Sox-Yankees game in NY 1  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
XxxIntoTheMoonxxX
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13. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Apr 20 2011, 7:23 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 20 2011, 7:23 PM EDT
i started to cry when i read theese because the made me laugh os hard. 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
Jason_Gideon_1561
Jason_Gideon_1561
14. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Jun 20 2011, 4:57 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 20 2011, 4:57 PM EDT
64. Get his iPod and replace all of his songs and replace them with Justin Bieber songs.
65. Lock him in a room with only a TV that plays ONLY Justin Bieber: Never say Never
66. Lock him in a room with a radio continuously playing Justin Bieber songs.
67. paint his nails, curl his hair, make him put on a dress, high heels, lipstick, eye shadow, blush, girly glasses and a nice sun hat and take him to the most crowded place you can think of.
68. lock him in a room with Hotch and the rest of the team and let the team so whatever they want to him.
69.crazy glue a clown nose to his face and paint one of those big clown smiles with permanent ink
70. Take him to a Justin Bieber concert one day then a Miley Cyrus concert another day ans rotate.
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SSAReid
15. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Jun 20 2011, 11:16 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 20 2011, 11:16 PM EDT
71. Get him Season Tickets to any NY sporting event, especially the Yankees or Mets. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    

GarciaandReidrule
16. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Jun 21 2011, 10:03 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 21 2011, 10:03 AM EDT
72. send him pink flowers every day and put them on his door steps too. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
Jason_Gideon_1561
Jason_Gideon_1561
17. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Jun 24 2011, 4:14 PM EDT | Post edited: Jun 24 2011, 4:14 PM EDT
73. Dress him up as Barney or Elmo and lock him in a room with a bunch of screaming little kids.
74.Tell him you think a bunny is eviler than him
75. replace all the songs on his iPod with Cody Simpson
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18. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Jul 18 2011, 7:16 AM EDT | Post edited: Jul 18 2011, 7:16 AM EDT
76. Fill his closet up with dresses
77. Block all the chanels on his T.V. except for the channel that only plays Christmas music.
78. Go on a boating trip then push him off and ride out of there!
79. Put a sticker on his car that says something like "I'm a princess!"
80. Burn his house down :)
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CriMinds_WeLoveReid!
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19. RE: Ways to annoy George Foyet aka the Boston Reaper
Jul 19 2011, 6:04 PM EDT | Post edited: Jul 19 2011, 6:04 PM EDT
81. when he tells you his evil plans, sit there for a minute, stare at him, then laugh hysterically
82. tell him he smells bad then sprtiz him w/ perfume, miss and get his eye instead:)
83. talk in a very fake accent everytime you have something important to say
84. speak a language he doesnt know, and then get frustrated and yell at him (in that same language)
85. make him watch just for laughs, and laugh at every single thing. even commercials
86. sit behind him on the plane and play pattycake on his chair, singing the words veery loud
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