"Hi there everybody!

I'm looking for a few certain fanfic's. Basically all I can find is either Hotch/Emily or Hotch/Reid or things like that. And I'm not up for pairing with anyone on the team. It just don't seem right to me.

Anyways, on with it.

1. I'm looking for a fanfic that has no pairing, no slash, nothing, I want one where they are working a case. Just like that. I don't care about what kind of case it is, just make sure there aren't any pairings.

2. I'm looking for a cute, funny one shot. No slash, but a pairing could do. Something that has a really cute, funny scene. I'd be satisfied.

3. I'm looking for a fanfic about Hotch and Haley's relationship. One shot, sure. I don't care. Just solely on them. I don't want something with them being teens or anything like that. Something in the present, maybe before Jack. Hopefully you get what I'm saying.

I'm really picky with what I read. I could be enjoying a fanfic, but then if Hotch kisses Emily, Morgan kisses Reid, then I just exit out of it. I just don't like seeing members of the team ebing paired up. Sure, a cute scene when they/'re just friends, but no lovey-dovey stuff.

Thanks so much! "